March 2012
attractive boy: hi i'm famous
attractive boy: hi i'm a douchebag
attractive boy: hi i'm twice your age
attractive boy: hi i have a girlfriend
attractive boy: hi i'm fictional
attractive boy: hi i live in narnia
that was scary… now i feel like my soul has been sucked out of me. x__x
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February 2012
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aaronjohn:
this video again.. omfg.
i thought of this today! LOL
Me on the last week of school
bbyyboo510:
me: I should go shower now
: (five minutes later)
: (another five minutes later)
: (yet another five minutes later)
: (more five minute intervals)
: someone: (goes into the bathroom)
me: wow fuck you I was JUST about to go take a shower
*a friends speech on my wedding day*
friend: I still remember her hanging up a poster of him, and she told me that she was going to marry him. We laughed about it, but it turned out that she was right.